so loveliness reigned.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Mulder and Scully stranded in a lake where a monster is eating people and Mulder is like “would you ever eat me” ok lesbians

brennan? hey? hey brennan? "atrophied facial muscles that have not moved in many years" might just be my least favorite goddamn thing you have ever implied and we're talking about a campaign featuring a dude who has canonically dropped his intestines onto the pavement

all Brennan knows is 7pm sharp, narc on prestream, bird facts, eat almonds and lie

ALL BRENNAN KNOWS IS 7PM SHARP, NARC ON PRESTREAM, BIRD FACTS, EAT ALMONDS AND LIE

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands