EVIL MUTT

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

my most favourite thing in the whole entire world is when whumper is just A Normal Guy. having perfectly normal conversation and joking around with whumpee. perfectly reasonable. open to discussion. They just enjoy having a guy around to play with. and by play they mean torture.

Whumper breaking all of Whumpee’s limbs and then spoon feeding them against their will

Renfield in pop culture: "Yes Master, insult me, for you are the Messiah, my salvation, and I am but an insect! You can kick me like a dog, and I will roll over, and then say 'thank you,' Master. My devotion is all-consuming!" Renfield in the novel: "You leave me on read for days? And expect me to serve you? DIVORCE FOR MASTER. No more Mr John the Baptist. I will get my own immortality. With blackjack. And spiders. Actually, forget the blackjack."