QUADRUPLESOME LIFE

I know there is a lot of people who hate math , just like me , but i can't ignore those people who are really into math.BUT nerds , what is so fun about math , except for making your mom angry is there another benefits ? my parents always tell me that math is the most important subject . math is just a combination of numbers that will ruined your life.

there is this thing called integers where those minus and positive stuff is in math . 

heres one of the question.

10 +(- 3)=7

seriously ? the person who create this thing is nuts?

this is in one of those 13 years old math.

 you can pretty much just remove the + and it will be 1000 times more easier , i just don't understand math

heres a equation i create myself ( according to math logic )

you probably telling me that the equation doesn't make sense , but lets face it there is no math equation that make sense .

heres is some tool that were created by people who hated math 

we pretty have everything we need to defeat math problems , why do we even need to learn math ?

you are probably sittin' on your couch with a laptop now and saying : " how about those biological or those physic math ? " or you just ignoring my blog , and skip what i just written ,and look at more pictures. for those biological and physic math , leave it to the scientist or MATHEMATICIAN . 

just use calculator its more easier and more " won't ruined ur life"

there is another thing called science , ( i don't hate science ) which is the bro of math , but it won't ruined your life . but apparently science need math to be complete.

( my teacher is making me losing interest in science , my math teacher is even boring , don't talk about my language teacher , the most boring class is geo and history, so i pretty much gonna be a rubbish cleaner ) 

there is one time when i suck at math .... very much and the teacher hates me . 

heres what i think she looks like

she thought that i'm a person who hates math which apparently is true and always talk when she's teaching. but seriously ? there is like the whole class talking . she just hates me.

she hates me so much that one day she tells me to meet her after class.

i was so panic , i was thinking that i gonna die, i gonna get kicked out of school , my parents would scold me and stuff like that.

after class , i met her , she told me that i was not paying attention and stuff which i don't care about ,

i only care when she told me that she wants my parents signature on a book , and on the book it was written with :" your son suck at math bla blah bla blah bla" she told me to give she the signature tommorow . i was thinking and worrying the whole day . 

then i came up with the most brilliant idea that save my life .i am not gonna tell her about it or care about it just don't give any fishball , maybe i will be safe . 

even if i pass trough her i am still not gonna care . i didn't even think what should i do if she ask me .

annnnnnnd it works !!!

i guess i should be less worry next time maybe that will solve most of my problems.

and that incident make me upgraded my hateness in math

there is a lot of tears on the math paper , lets together solve this problem visit us at savethekidwhoaredarkenedbyuselessmathequation.com

heres an ad

and you would never feel bad because of math again .

yeah. i think thats the reason math are consider useless.

when i was small i always wish to hav a pet , anything , even a spider , you can do a lot of stuff with them , it is very suitable for those forever aloners out there . heres things u can do with pet

number 1

train them

animals are not stupid , you can train them just like how u train ur siblings.

u can train them to sing baby by jb or train them to poop correctly

 so train them now , or maybe your pet just so stupid that it just lie on ground everyday playing with grenades, go search for pets iq test maybe this could help them mentally or PHYSICALLY.

one more training tips , if u want to train ur pets , make sure u treat them nicely even if them poop everyday and lying on the same spot everyday.

number 2:

 play soccer with them .i know this doesn't make sense but ... its a good idea , place two goals , kick the ball to the goal and your pet will eventually follows what u do .

 there is only 3 possible things to happen:

number 1

plays actively and act like cristiano ronaldo

number 2   

lie there and don't giv a fishball on whats happenin'

number 3

pee on the ball because it just don't giv any fishballs

(sry, i only could draw a pet peeing while standing)

 it is probably the most hardest thing to do , mainly because u are teaching an animal to play soccer.

just don't expect him to bicycle kick and stuff like that.

number 3

cook them 

sometime they taste good.

number4

make them eat their own poop

u know those little nasty balls , force them to starve until they eat their own poop balls.

or you can just put a biscuit on the poop balls , then after that , they will swallow it 

if those things above don't work ,  well just take those poop balls with you bare hands, suck it into their mouth ! hahaha! 

 number5

make them pumped up ,let him do some of those manly workout.

prepare  some dumbells and train him

train him to do push up:

if pushing up doen't tickles his fancy , buy a female pet 

 heres a difference:

without a female pet ;

with a female pet:

there is a difference.

bench press:

 it is impossible for your pet to do bench press , just put a heavy weight on it's back instead and place a food at the mid air , that means he needs to get up for the food.( repeat this until ur pet is tired and beasted  up)

please make sure that your pet could handle it , or it just gonna starve to death , if it really starve to death please visit number 3 , 

least but not last ,

sit up , u know .. the thing that makes u get the legendary impossible six pax.

don't hope for it to do it itself , or u just gonna regret and a waste of a fishballing time

heres a trick to make ur pet push up

press his legs and make sure he could not get up , and make sure his face is facing upwards.

now ask your friend for help , ask him to place the food in the mid air, just right above his belly.

now , sit back and watch the magic. but as u sit back ur hand will loosen up , and those thing wouldn't

 work, so , just don't sit back.lol.

oops , i forgot a thing , pets has arms , just ask your another friend to lock its arms . sorry for those forever aloners out there , but sometimes you just need to make friends.

number 6

make a theme park for your pet, if u hav a backyard or a useless room , make a theme park , but what if my backyard was already a carrot farm , introducing new product its called farm destroyer 2000x

it works easily , just spray it on the farm and it will dissapear at no time , scientifically its 1.2343400 seconds . 

 starting by roller coaster , it is the most frequently asked question or FAQ ( don't pronounce it as fuk)

why do u even make roller coster for pets but not human? well , mainly because the topic is things u can do with PETS? 

buy a toy car that is the size of your pets , then chop off the tires.

buy some mini train toy that is big , ( make sure that the tracks is somehow in mid air , just like rollercoaster , high in the sky) buy some metal , rubber and make a tires that fits on the train tracks.and then place it in the toy car as tires

done ! your super flying project x rollercoaster 3000 x is done now try to put your pets on the rollercoaster and push it with your power !!!! ( make sure u already bought the insurance for ur pet, just in case)

after that make some tour car , car that tours the whole park , this is a little bit easy , just buy another giant toy train with tracks. place the tracks around the place u want it to tour.

just remeber to buy some decorations or statue to put in your park so your park doesn't look boring .

or your your pet gonna tour for nothing but air , grass and soil.

least but not last , ferris wheel , i guess this is the hardest ? 

ok here we go;

buy a giant wheel 

chop off the inner part

now your wheel gonna look like this

 since your pet is the only one who use the ferris wheel , tape a toy car around the wheel 

place a triangle below the wheel so the wheel could travel 360 at the same spot , now place a hamster inside , the hamster can generate the wheel to move while your pet just relaxing.

and then your theme park would be complete , maybe you could even charge other people for bringing their pets here , and then you would get a lot of money , you will be a billionaire , or bitrizillionaire !!!!!!! and own a mudafishing bil gates' house !

number 7:

teach him human language

its a dog , how can it speak ? 

dog has brains too , don't underestimate them 

rmember how a scientist teaches a chimp to understands english ? i don't remember too.

but it still really hard to teach them because they hav small brains , there is a difference between our brain and pet's brain.

heres reality:

heres how human sees:

how your pet sees:

and another thing to make sure , don't expose your dog with curses , if u started to teach your dog to speak , it will started following what u says trough out the day .

I GUESS i'm running out of space , since i hav no more idea , i gonna draw u a dog.

you know in every new year you get to visit your relatives , or just they get to walk 3000 miles to your home. its not very fun , i know .... visiting relatives should be fun , but i just don.t really not that comfortable with them i even need to remember evryone of them , their faces , name .

so.. just like evry year i went to my relative's house. every thing is good when my god damn parents tell you to say hi to my grandma , in the previous years i always react like this when i saw granma

but this year is different , im trying to be a friendly person and try to not react like that , but u know the problem ,  if suddenly react differently they would judge me like i killed the president .

i had no choice but to activate the stupid/robot reaction button

and i react like a robot just say hi and don't really care about others , i hav a sister too , she is the same as me , don't really feel comfortable around these people , she saw i used the robot trick , so she copied my move , i should copyright that so i get to watch my sister in awkward moments.

after that , everything goes great and smooth .just right until when some random people that i barely know which is my reletive asked me to add her , i was like:

im just kidding ,my mind was blank , so whatever part of my brain send me a signal:

the weird part of it is it actually works !  the first time my brain works properly ! after that i went to someone's house and then they serve nice stuff and drinks , the problems is im scare of people judging me , so when they hands out the good stuff i was just like :

but in my heart i was :

luckily , they could read minds , they rejects me and ask me to eat it , and it tastes good. even more nice, it is CHOCOLATE , the king of food.

but my brain keeps on rejecting it, i hope he is not dissapointed . but luckily , he ask us to eat whenever i want  , that is when they make a mistake .

me and my sister eats like we haven't eat for YEARS , remember how i said it was a mistake ?

wee eat the WHOLE THING . i hope they wouldn't mind , if he was me , i probably won't do anything to those kids who finishes my chocolate .......BUT TO KILL THEMMM ARGHHHHH!

according to my reaction he probably is very angry now .

so finnaly , every story ends with good ending , we finnaly drove back to home, as u guys know my house between my realtive's house is 3000 miles , so at the middle of the journey i fell asleep 

it is super hard to find a comfortable place to sleep in the car , i spend 1 hours time just to find a good position . finnaly i found one , thank god. i slept for 10 years after that , when the car reaches my home sweet home , i woke up  and found alot of saliva stain on the pillow i slept on , forgot to mention , we hav pillows in our car, just in case we don't have airbags. one of the saliva stain looks like a flower , no kidding here its a flower.

i know alot of u guys out there are cool and always hangout 

  but my life is pretty cool and interesting too , it is just too hard to express it , i mean , i don't really go out with cool friends hangout , watch movie and stuff like that , i just stay home and hav fun . everytime i look at my diary and thinks : " what should i write today ? orh i know ! "

  then heres the crap i wrote : 

 even if my diary had nothing but my life is still interesting 

heres a sneak peak of my super cool and interesting life 

7.00- woke up , then sleep again

8.00- woke up , sleep again 

9.00- still tired, sleep again 

10,00- knowing that today gonna be a boring day  , sleep again

11,00- perfect time to start my day

1pm-breaklunch ( combination of breakfast and lunch)

3pm- computer time

6pm-shower

7pm- dinner

11.30pm - sleep

12pm- sleep if i haven't sleep yet

1am- sleep if i haven't sleep yet 

and the list goes on like this everyday.

im just kidding , maybe my life sucks ,but i should glad that im not a person who has cancer ,disease and stuff like that , that is still a difference they had more life than me , heres a thing to prove

i should do something good right?  like cycling , laundry, running . yup , i gonna do all of them , from today , sixth of november and whatever else i gonna grab a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

tomorrow :