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Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

i’m on onion rings right now

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

we accidentally got Marlo Brandon for this movie instead of Marlon Brando we just wasted 7 million dollars on Marlo Brandon we are so fucking fucked i cannot properly communicate to you how fucking fucked this whole production just became

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

they really need to rename taco bell diablo sauce to pussy faggot weenie sauce