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 Texy—TUESDAy_000012. 

 Dear dear stupid idiots - -  - I know how badly you have been *~wishing~* for a post featuring moving image. Well here you go droolers. It's a handheld lo-res recording of a last weeks performance in the stinky open air arena; New Cross (of Goldsmiths).

 See "Yex Oil & Marvin BATS" [ ME & MY MATE ] go a-live outside back2back with a whole new band GOODSTOCK. 

ON THIS WEB YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE THE FULL ON INTRICATE NUANCES OF LE glitch aesthetic ! 

 So feel free to snoop inside this folder for the full size, hi-res,

glitchcrafted wonder (available for buffering & downloading):

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/pqgpv6l2i86ibi9/t4BmLGksmI

 HUGE BIG sincere thank you full of warm weird goo to the amazing people of OSA BEAT COLLECTIVE who invited us out here - booyakasha on ye sweet selfs. Not only are you great but you are OK and also very kind so thank you.

 Rejoice It is Texy—TUESDAy_000009. 

 First of all, thank you healthy loyal fans. Today marks the start of the 3rd month of the texy_tuesday inquisition. I could not have made it this far had you not been so supportive and submissive - - -  

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 HAHAHA!! YOU FREAKWUSS!! I know you guys all crapped your jockstraps today thinking #texytuesday had FORGOTTEN YOU — and y'all failed to breathe at the thought - I know it; for me inbox has been FLOODED with complaints and cries of agony, upset and sorrow "OH WOE" said ye "SO INGRAINED IN ME ROUTINE 'TIS TEXY TUESDAY  - - - I COULDN'T BLINK WHEN ME BREAD DIDN'T LOAD ON YOUR SWEET BLOG!!" Hahaha, says I, yea' laughter indeed, for I know how I own your souls through this pattern, trapped in me dongle-port you all are, and one teeny-weeny HINT of DISRUPTION to your FIX and your flagella go all jelly while your socks rot n skin droops.

 Ne'er fear, widdle fleabrain -0^**^0=`~`it is, it is, it is… This is just a test at how you all cope with interrupted flow  —next time just breathe until you have to hold your breath.

 This weeks sneaky midnight feast treat? Some blank pages. Soak up the half visible squiggles through the translucent paper molecules, just as the paper itself soaks up the ink, making it visible for your eyes to soak up the pixel format image imprint.

 SOME OF YOU TECHNICAL CREEPS MAY WHINE and claim that this midnight feast treat is technically not posted on a Tuesday - HA! Whine until your bones turn to dust shrimps — such is the very NATURE of #texytuesday — to blur the lines between days, to assimilate Mondays and Wednesdays into its body-mass and consume your kitchen fridge.

 Who knows whether or not texy_tuesday_009 will be broadcast at a regular time - I may leave you guessing once more - nothing is certain now - nature itself is chaos - civilization is but a wafer thin layer of order rippling in flux on vast swathes of the sweet storm, and your optics are glitching. Be prepared.

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 Wow— a true treat this week for my dedicated dreamboat follower-fandom! TWO blummin' pics at once. Fancy that, love that, hold it close to your heart and embrace that which is now most dear to you. You'll all have fond memories of last weeks post, something I drew while watching Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry at the  BFI a few months ago. I noticed I also had these two pages scanned, and they were also drawn during the screening.

 The second image is an interpretation of the mysterious Gutenmensch as described in Michel Foucault's Madness and Civilization: A History of Insanity in the Age of Reason. The creature had appeared to me in a dream, I suppose after subconsciously absorbing it from the text… 

 Must cut this one short on that note; see you next week for the 8th edition of #texytuesday

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 Greetings happy followers, your loyalty pleases me this week! And what a busy week it is. Yesterday, the Infynyty Gyalz were aired by OSA on NTSLive (edit with link coming soon). As it is a TiMe tRAveL tHeMeD show, you'll be able to hear it in the future, on Saturday from 5-6pm!. Tomorrow, we'll be playing live at the Vortex Jazz Bar down Gillett Square in Dalston. The doors open at 7PM, we'll be playing quite early, so be there from the start so you don't miss a thing ok? Great.

 Hey, did everybody have a fleshy carnival weekend? Such vast quantities of chicken carcass! 

 LET'S CUT TO tHE CHASE!! Let's see… This weeks addition to the #texytuesday archive is a simply charming piece, doodled in the duration of an Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry screening at the BFI in June or July? The screening was followed by a Q&A with Alison Klayman! I asked if she could confirm the Chinese Governments suspicions that she was a spy for the CIA… The above image is inspired by the correlation between Ai and his incredible cat, who has learned to open doors, yet will never close them.

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 Folks… Believe it.

 This is the beginning of the SECOND MONTH of the #texytuesday tradition! There are some big changes happening around here. Wheels of destiny are spinning in well directed howe'er uncontrollable directions, yea'.

 I've had an overwhelming amount of requests and suggestions of what YOU — the dedicated and heavily appreciated loyal, loving and *subservient* fans — wish to see. AND SO SEEN THEY SHALL BE!! 

 Yes there are some serious developments in development. I'll nay give too much away, but… Keep your ears peeled as well as your eyeballs, OK? Great.

 Hey, while we're on the subject of the future, let's do something a little bit UnCøNV3ntî00NALL !!    -—-__- and talk about the present :)

 The above image is a plan for a potential performance in which a mock stage is built with creaky floorboards of varying intensity. The stage is rigged with ultra-sensitive mic's which are in turn hooked up to an ultra-loud sound-system. The performer is desperately attempting to tiptoe around the stage, with the goal of evading the attention of the audience; resulting in tragi-comic slapstick hilarity as the artist fails to avoid the gaze of the crowd. He burns with flames of embarrassment under the waning, whining demise of the moon. Woe!

texy_tuesday_00004  This Tuesday is a piece called POK´KAT #001 

It's a potential/working title for a magazine that exists only within certain fiction-worlds.

 Note the recurring sheela-na-gig vagina/ear motif, also appearing in texy_tuesday_00002 

 The images displayed on this blog represent a key ingredient to your human heritage and must be remembered for all history.

 Join us again next Tuesday (on the auspicious date of 21/08/12) for another extra special historical installment of #texytuesday — remember to reblog, retweet, share, like, love, follow and tell all your friends that Tuesday is Tex now. If you've any requests for a future #texytuesday (as there will be many mo', for eternity now) please say so by clicking the link to your right :) Also, if you want to see *exclusive* #texytuesday bonus goods, remixes, and special treats, then please don't forget to follow @Qt3x !

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 'cute perv looking 4 <3<3<3 outside of existing relationship'

—fictitious self-portrait 2012

I trust that by now, (week number three, third Tuesday of the texy tuesday regime), my loyal-avid pack of followers have settled into a sweet routine of checkin' tumblr, every Tuesday, at 10am, right on time for their texy tuesday fix.

Smile, ye beau a la vivid—; it's…

TEXY_TUESDAY_00002 !!

 Note the vagina/ear motif; homage to the sheela-na-gigs of olden stone. Yea'. I'm listening to ye breathe, Earth Mama.

 Don't miss next Tuesday's exciting edition of texy tuesday (set a date in your diary for 07/08/12) —expect ano'er hi-quality scan of some more amazing Texy Royalé 'artwork'.

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FANTASTIC FIRST EVER "texy tuesday"

 FEATURING NE'ER BEFO' SEEN 'ARTWORKS' BY TEXY ROYALÉ! EVERY WEEK; A FRESH SIGHT! YOUR TUESDAYS; TRANSFORMED INTO MINE!

 YES, from today to forevermore, every Tuesday of the foreseeable future shall be: 

texy tuesday :)