i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

Source

GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

This gets better every time i see it.

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane

wait is that the kung pow penis guy?????

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to therapy

17 days remain

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

who is that and how do i get their gender

*holding a paper towel tube like a sword* your gender. hand it over.

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level