Pyrrha Arkos

Fall maiden Pyrrha would have been so cool 🍁

I made two versions and even tho I like the second one better, have both (plus the flat colors version) ;)

Ok.

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*Jaune walks into his Team’s room, frowning*

Jaune (groaning): …Why can’t she just leave me alone…? *Falls face-first onto his pillow*

Pyrrha: Huh? What’s wrong, Jaune?

Jaune (muffled): It’s nothing…

*Pyrrha sits next to him on his bed*

Pyrrha: Jaune? I won’t leave you alone unless you tell me what’s wrong.

Jaune (laying on his side): …Did I ever tell you I used to date someone?

*Pyrrha’s eyes widened, one of them starts to twitch, and she uses her semblance to grab something metallic and crush it in her grasp*

Pyrrha (smiling): N-No. Not at all. Do tell.

Jaune: Well, despite the fact that I broke up with her, she’s still won’t leave me alone. Just recently, she’s been pestering me about how have I been doing lately and why I blocked her from my contacts.

Pyrrha (generates a dark aura): …Oh, is that so?

Jaune (slumped): Mm hm…

Pyrrha: What does she look like? I would like to speak with her.

Jaune (slowly falling asleep): Dark brown hair, dark green eyes, her name’s…Kimberly… *Snores*

Pyrrha (suddenly holding a notepad and writing down the details): Dark brown hair, dark green eyes, Kimberly. Okay! *Pats Jaune’s head* Sleep well, Jaune~!

*Pyrrha takes Jaune’s scroll, sees his contacts, finds Kimberly’s number that he blocked, and writes it down*

Pyrrha (heading out): Wonderful!

*Two hours pass, Pyrrha is in the city wearing a long hat, shades, and a trenchcoat, hanging out in an alleyway*

Pyrrha (sees a girl walking towards her): Ah, that must be her.

Kimberly: Who are you and how do you know my boyfriend?

Pyrrha (laughing): Ahahahahahaha! *Makes a “come hither” gesture* Let’s you and I have talk. A nice, long, talk.

Kimberly: Is this about Jaune?

Pyrrha (smirking): Sure…

*The next day…*

Pyrrha (yawning): Good morning, team~!

Jaune (drowsy): Huh…wha…? What happened?

Ren (checking the news): Oh dear.

Nora: What is it, Ren?

Ren: It would appear that a girl was murdered in an alleyway last night.

Nora: Really? How did she die?

*Ren shows off a picture, and it shows a sharp, metallic pipe impaled through Kimberly’s neck, another metallic pipe impaled through her heart, another one impaled through her stomach, and another one impaled through her head*

Nora (frightened): Eugh!

*Jaune falls off the bed seeing this, then hits the floor*

Jaune (scared): Th-That was…Kimberly…

Been wanting to do this forever, and I got so much love for my Volume 7 Pyrrha design, thought this was really fitting! Thank you once again my lovely people! You are all so wonderful! 

Jaune: Oscar, you’ll be fine. Pyrrha’s incredibly gentle when training people. Honest!

Nora: Not gonna mention the fractured ribs, huh?

Jaune: Nora shhhh! You’ll freak him out!

Oscar, trembling and holding his cane: P-Please be gentle?

Pyrrha, grinning, raising her shield: Remember your stance and… *Oscar closing his eyes and tapping his cane against her shield.* 

JNPR, exaggeratedly: *GASP!*

Pyrrha: Oh no, I am slain! *Falls back dramatically.* My arm! My arm is severely injured, I cannot fight any longer! How can I ever attempt to recover from this!

Oscar, frowning: Look, I’m not two. You don’t have to treat me like a-

Jaune: You beat the Invincible girl dude! That’s crazy! Look her Aura’s gone! *Hides her aura on his scroll under his thumb.* See?!

Nora: Wowzers!

Ren: Very impressive! 

Pyrrha, laying on the floor: Oh… I-I can’t believe I… have been… Bleurgh! *Fake death, tongue hanging out and everything.*

Ozpin, sighing: These kids really-

Oscar: I… cannot… believe… I BEAT PYRRHA FREAKIN NIKOS IN A FIGHT! HOLY SHIT OZ, YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!

Pyrrha: Hey. Language, little mister.

Jaune: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Pyrrha: Anything that you want to give me is fine

Jaune unzipping his pants

Coco: im a lesbian

Yang: i am actually pansexual

Roman: i am transgender

Waiter, handing Pyrrha the check: Here you go, ma’am.

Pyrrha, smiling: Thank you, sir.

Jaune, chuckling: I swear, he didn’t even thought about handing me that check.

Pyrrha: So?

Jaune: I’m just saying. Sometimes I think that everyone can tell that you wear the pants in relationship.

Pyrrha, rolling her eyes: Youre overreacting.

Jaune: Am I? Well how come they always hand you the checks after each date?

Pyrrha, shrugging: I don’t know. I’m famous, so they know I have lotsa money.

Jaune, rolling his eyes: Oh come on. You gotta see it too. Like seriously. People always address you first on the discussion of our marriage, the boys always call you up to ask if I’m free to go out drinking with them, everyone expected you were going to be the one who propose, and also thought I would be taking your last name instead. Also people think you’re the one that makes all the money in the house, and also expects you to speak for me, even when I’m right next to you.

Pyrrha, frowning: That really annoys me. For gosh sake, you can speak for yourself.

Jaune: For god sake, Babe. Even the pastor knew you wore the pants.

*FLASHBACK*

Pastor: Then by the authority vested in me by the Kingdom of Vale, I pronounce you to each other man and wife. You may now kiss the groom.

Jaune, raising an eyebrow: Wait, wha— MMF!

*Pyrrha pulls Jaune into a searing kiss, causing everyone to applaud*

*END OF FLASHBACK*