at the end of everything hold onto anything

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

so glad “my beloved” is a meme!!!! I am dramatic and fanciful and there is just so much to be loved in the world so I’m glad it’s appropriate to tag that endearment on to anything and everything that strikes your fancy now. “my beloved” my beloved

PLS TELL ME YOU SEE MY VISION

I look forward to seeing the faces of everyone investing in this post when it inevitably dies before hitting 1k notes.