a love letter

Men who give hand kisses are keepers

i need to have my ribs cracked open and my heart bitten into and yes it is a sex thing obviously

getting crazy sexually aroused at the thought of sending 100 of my bravest warriors on a suicide mission. i dont even really care what theyre doing out there

ohhhh fuck yes. one of them came back alive and they're harrowed as fuuuuck

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

Stomach hair and gay sex never die forever

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

i accidentally cracked a bunch of eggs with this post

Well, you know what they say. Boys will be toys.

bitches love my startled effeminate shriek

Born to be a boytoy forced to be a boyemployee

dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media

do you wanna go play boys kissing with me

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that