How much longer until you break?

A bit of news for you… Russia declares war on homosexuality, Britain blocks porn from their internet, US drops bombs over the great barrier reef (de-activated), New Zealand is about to legalise spying on it’s citizens, 500 convicted Al-Qaeda members escape from a jail in Iraq, and deforestation in the Amazon has increased by 437% THIS YEAR. HEHE I WONDER WHAT THE BABY IS GOING TO BE CALLED.

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

the jesus fandom

oh my god

jesus

You again.

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like " you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??" and she was like “what?" He was all like “im eminem!" and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?"

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris