inoubliable

cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god

people really act like dog earing a page in a book you paid for with your own money is an act of terrorism. if y’all don’t learn to be normal i will rip each page out after i read it and eat it.

don’t forget, you can disappear into the woods at any time. whether that is a worrying thought or a reassuring one is up to you.

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

Whoever made the decision to have Sex Education be set in modern times but have everyone dress like it's the 80s without any explanation whatsoever, thank you.

I’m too soft for this world bro