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Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

This post came into my apartment and snapped my neck

Okay, but this hurts.

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

Ya’ll ain’t got central heating at the crib??

He wasn’t at home. His job decided delivering packages outside in the literal freezing cold was more important than the health of its employees and he died as a result.

A college student died walking from his car to the dorm. They say literally 10 minutes outside is enough to kill you.

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.