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Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end

my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

i used to be a green onion

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

*at the job interview* i have powers

gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy