PurpleWatomelon

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

Pain???

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OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

We’re starting separate lines for each state in the US. These are the lines we’ve created thus far. Please share this out far and wide, so that it may reach the population of people we’re trying to help.

National line: 1-800-484-3731

Missouri: 1-800-896-8350

Iowa - 1-800-928-5610

Alabama - 1-800-913-3670

California - 1-800-469-4470

Virginia - 1-800-892-0480

Utah - 1-800-918-4805

Massachusetts - 1-800-972-0590

Vermont - 1-800-648-3570

Florida - 1-800-640-8530

Aang:

Katara:

Sokka:

Toph:

Zuko:

Suki:

Azula:

Mai:

Ty Lee: 

Jet:

Iroh:

Ozai:

Ursa:

Hakoda:

June:

Kuei:

Wolf: Mac Tíre - “Son of the Earth”

Another word for wolf: faolchú - “wild dog”

Otter: madra uisce - “water dog”

Fox: madra rua- “red dog”

Owl: scréachóg realige - “graveyard screecher”

Falcon: bod gaoithe - “wind dick/wind asshole”

Bat: sciathán leathair - “leather wing”

Ladybird/ladybug: bóin Dé - “God’s little cow”

Spider: damhán alla - “little wild ox”

Jellyfish: smugairle róin - “seal snot”