zimny

       ❝ Why is it  that I've only been hearing            talk  of   Christmas?  Surely  someone            still   celebrates  the  pagan   Yule.  Or            Hanukkah? Pancha Ganapati? Sadeh?            Perhaps  Kwanzaa?  Saturnalia?   The            lack of variety has  been  disappointing. ❞

                        ❝Then stop jamming it down my throat before its even                             your season, Christmas is an awful holiday and the                             fact that you start it so early is a travesty, it’s irritating,                             I have my own holiday over shadowed by it thanks..❞

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       ❝ Tak, because its obviously my  fault the            mortals have lost their sense of timing in            favour of profit.  &  I  have  never  noticed            Christmas   overshadow    All Saints Day.            Both of those  holidays  are  about  family            anyway so why is mine worse than yours? ❞

sugiis

       ❝ Can you please  stop  complaining            about Christmas already? I can let a few            times  pass  but  you are obsessed  with            being a  Mr Humbug  from what I hear &            its  insulting  my   season.   Please  just            shut up  now! ❞

        “That is so not true.          I’m not lying…! It’s the truth!”         The American pouted. Yes, he was being a big baby.

        “There’s no need for a reason to update the system..!                                 I was planning on updating it anyway. 

        — Even if it was a contest.          I’m totally winning.”

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       ❝ It is  a contest & right now, you're not            ( winning ).   Mr  American,   I  am  not            sure if  you  have  heard the term Cold            War,  but  I  have  &  its  accurate. The            system only updated after sputnik was            launched. If you could  just  accept  the            truth  &  stop whining maybe you could            win this so-called ""war"" . . .   Maybe. ❞

           Usually  others  opinions were beneath            him ;; but why did this American insist            on lying?  &  to himself at that!  He has            come  to  the  conclusion  that he must            be an ignorant idiot.

{{ tagged by sugiis

I don't normally post selfies but I was tagged so w/e. I may go by male pronouns but its kinda obvious what I was born as so I don't mind sharing the ones before I got my hair cut. Besides that, I also know I'm attractive either way so. I put the year each was taken in the captions.

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       ❝ Getting ready  for the нσℓι∂αуs. If  I'm           going  to preside  over  the holiday season,           there is no point in doing so  unless I know           &  celebrate  a l l  of them, right? Its not all           gingerbread &  Christmas trees, you know. ❞

"I like chocolate, though cheesecake will always have a place in my heart. Now we have 18 days until Christmas and there is much to do."

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       ❝ Well, I know cheesecake to be mainly            an American  thing. Perhaps chocolate            filled gingerbread will be better?We do            have a good deal to accomplish ;;  I do            not want to be the one setting up a tree            on  Christmas  Eve.  &  there  are other            traditions & religions to attend to. ❞

          ”Hahah, dude, sure.             that thing is a total fake, y’know?           … There’s nothing wrong with wanting           to teach more science and math in school.           I’m a genius when it comes to science.           Red over there has nothin' on me.           Not to mention —           it’s not a contest. Just for humanity as a whole.           Right?”

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       ❝ Mr. American! I know I called your            nation  into   question  but  there  is  no            reason to  l i e  to me! I am quite aware            of world affairs ;;  the  Soviets  say it is            not a fake and  there  are  several  eye-            witness reports. &  it  caused upgrades             in  the   American  educational  system.            There's no reason denying it. It  is very            clearly  a contest so admit it as such &            beat them some other way. ❞

  ∞ ——-   ▓▓  ╳      ❝You don’t have to be so hostile towards                                          me I hope you know, I’ve done nothing                                          today and I think that’s unfair. You’re                                          being completely unreasonable. I don’t                                          want your pierniki.❞ 

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       ❝ Then it shall be a waste. But that            is  f i n e  with me ;; as long as the            message  got  through.  Now  that I            have offered you  what  I meant  to,            you  may  leave  now.  Do  not feel            obligated   to   stay  with  someone            who   makes   you   feel   g u i l t y. ❞

"I would love to help, it will be a good chance for me to know more about Poland’s culture. So I had better give it my all!" 

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       ❝ Very good then! Poland has a good            deal of  ¢няιѕтмαѕ  traditions  I want to            celebrate this year.  ((Though  where  I            hope to find a priest is b e y o n d me.))            Perhaps  pierniki  toruńskie?   You  do            like chocolate, don't you?  Everyone is            supposed  to  like  chocolate.  I  bet  its            an   ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴀʀy  thing  or  something. ❞

ziimny liked for a starter

      “I do not understand why                this is at all necessary.” 

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       ❝ Don't interrupt, its rather rude. If you            do  not  wish  to  help  that  is   f i n e,   but            personally I  do  not  feel  obligated  to  get             stuck  out  in  the  snow  because of a lazy            dwarf. It is  entirely  up to you whether you            will help me  clear  the  path enough for us            to get by safely or not. ❞

                                ❝Gross. Toying with someone’s feelings while blaming it on love is gross. No matter the reasons. Being Love herself, I disapprove. And I agree that you may not need romance as an essential part of your life, I believe love is necessary, though. You love your family- Or if you’re left without one you love reading or sports or sleeping. I would prefer if you didn’t get the two mixed up. ❞

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       ❝ Rational. I can understand fake love            as long as its rational.  Love  cannot be            clearly explained,  &  often  it  must  be            bypassed  for  more  important   issues,            like financial security. But then what do            I know? I am not ""Love herself."" I am            Winter, I am what follows after the brink            of Death. Nothing lives, & nothing loves,            &  any  that  does  exist  was a result of            evolution ;;  I am an obstacle to ℓσνє, a            provider for ∂єαтн. I do not love. Do not            mix me up with the living. ❞

 ╰☆╮Well that was both rude and slightly demanding.               She wasn’t going to say no though, not when it               came to sweets in December.

           ” …You’re lucky that I like sweets.  But it’s polite to               introduce yourself before forcing someone to do               something. “

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       ❝ Of course,  everybody loves sweets!            As  for  that,  I  never bother to  introduce            myself, not now anyway. Usually others            don't know me for very long. Not  long  to            me anyway, so I rarely  bother. But, I am            Wojciech  Sniegowski,  source  of winter            . . .   knowledge.  Winter knowledge. And            your  name?  Was  that  polite  enough? ❞