Purple Nixon

Nixon buddy you should probably bring a weapon for safety, it's a dangerous world out there!! And don't forget a large bottle of murky liquid shoved in the bottom of your checked bag for good luck!! I have also heard that airport security people LOVE jokes about bombs...might be worth throwing one of those in there to get on their good side. Good luck on your flight!

Thank you, my good friend! I will certainly heed your advice. How goes the sexy Tumblrman campaign?

Nixon we are doing GREAT things out here. Many more Freaks have joined the Woke Army and my Propaganda Campaign is reaching the masses. We may just do it, my friend!

I have been detained.

GENTLEMEN: THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!!!!

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? DRINKING A BEER?? DRINKING A SUCCULENT AMERICAN I.P.A.???

Blue Fry

gleep ㄖꏁㄖ, i am the gleepster.

Yeah @nixon-official, they're The Gleepster! What's so hard to understand about that??

gleep gleep gleep gleep gleep gleep gleep gleep

I don't want to see your kid's baby photos Susan, he's ugly and I'm gonna kill you

we love to see it @nixon-official

*plane

>:( KNO!!!!!! IS PLAIN! KNOT PLAEN!!!!

What is "tone policing"?

k.

WAHT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ?.

There is also an evil raccoon who is definitely plotting evil schemes and not just dead on a junkyard sofa somewhere.

Someone poke the raccoon.

And I'm Sexy Ronald Reagan!

im just a girl

AND I'M RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON, 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! 🇺🇸🦅🗽

Blue Fry

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Nixon yaoi?

Well, I guess it's gonna have to be NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON because there is NO WAY I am ever getting romantically involved with Joseph Stalin! >:(

How do i escape the Torture Labyrinth?

It's forever I think. :(.

😿

Nixon feels your pain.

What are you doing in the Torture Labyrinth, Mr President?

Orange Arnold