Puppydog Sgt. Benton

My teeth feel sharper... Is it the rocks I've been eating?? Have I been sharpening my teeth on accident???? :(.

No I think I was imagining things. My teeth are fine.

If I ever see one of my friends breaking the rules, I make a pitiful attempt to get them to stop and then ignore it. :].

It's not okay when I break the rules and I accept any punishment I'll get for. Unless I'm allowed to break that rule. Then It's okay. :].

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

creature fact: you have just been bited

*pacing around the room in a circle like a frightened zoo animal* is it okay to feel

That's scary... I don't know... :(.

“My heart skips a beat when I see you” heart defect get that checked

Teeth exist so you can bite officers when they reaaally get on your nerves. :].

my soldiers are very well adjusted. I did a good job

Teeth exist so you can bite officers when they reaaally get on your nerves. :].

They don't exist so you can bite people or officers you like. It's very important to know that.

Sometimes I say I don’t mind but I actually do mind quite a bit.