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this awesome puppy cut the flan

stop blogging for a moment and mourn me. I just spilled hot coffee on me twice. Once was on my stupid balls. !mourn !weep and !sad are all acceptable today.

!meep

Did anyone hear the Wretched Rat

you fucking suck at burger

So it’s war

official boob post

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

"we need more angry, traumatized female characters" you guys could barely handle katara

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it

it’s very funny to grow up and become the age you used to think adults were so old and wise at and realize that their inner monologue was ABSOLUTELY “shit shit shit shit shit shit” the whole time 

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war