Boo! ha scared ya

In his defence, who would want to fuck a guy who eats peanuts in meetings and treats cows like that? You know they have best friends right 'Jod'?

I love this style!!!

I notice you didn't address the Gideon part?

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

Right, stop that, it’s gotten entirely too silly.

Entirely too silly is a valid iterator name.

its not even bruce banning its bruce banner

I get why it is possible to have cramps during your period, but backpain? Where the fuck does that come from?

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

(opens tumblr) oh boy time to make another banger 0 note post! can’t wait to never see this on youtube!

the minecraft parkcore is manifesting already

Im already a joke what else is new

There was a girl who introduced was introduced by others as Aloha - a Hawaiian exchange student in y7.She just stood there silently to support the claim she spoke no English. I've finally found a better y7 rumour...

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

that's right, we shall take the ceiling lickers to the dungeons