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In the Myriadic Year of Our Lord - - of the King Undying, Our Resurrector, the fully-pitying Prime! Everyone appears to be on tumblr and I want to put my own spin on the character list

The First House

First Reborn, Emperor Undying, Emperor All-Giving, Necrolord Prime, Ressurecting King, Kindly Prince, King EverLasting, John Gaius - @johnnotgaius

Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, First Lieutenant of the Cohort, Emperors Life Guards, non-auxiliary - @therealkirionagaia

Second Saint to Serve the King Undying, Saint of Joy - @mercymornthe1st

Seventh Saint to Serve the King Undying - @cytherea-not-dulcinea

Eighth Saint to Serve the King Undying, Saint of Awe - @lyctor-prince-ianthe

(her cav - Crown Prince of Ida, Cavalier Primary to the House of the Third - @prince-of-ida-official)

Ninth Saint to serve the King Undying, Saint of ??? - @harrowharkn

Second House

Founders - @pyrrhatic , @the-charming-half-of-duty

Captain Judith of the Cohort - @judith-deuteros-status-updates

Third House

Princess of Ida - @coronabeth-tridentarius

Fourth House

cav - Knight of Tisis - @jeannemary-chatur

Fifth House

Heir to the Fifth House, Lady of Koniortos Court, - @ladydrpent

Sixth House

Warden of the Sixth - @ask-the-master-warden

Seventh House

Duchess of Rhodes - @dulcinea-septimus

???????

????? - @nonalovesdogs123

Ninth House

Marshall of the Ninth House - @cruxhead

The Tomb - @the-body-in-the-tomb-official

Ocs

Domi - @wildflwer-girl

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I don't know if anyone's done this yet, but I reread the locked tomb trilogy and compiled every single one of Jod's titles.

So, as of Nona the Ninth, introducing

The Sacred Emperor; Necrolord Prime; King of the Nine Renewals; The King Undying; the Kindly Prince of Death; His Celestial Kindness; The First Reborn; the Creator; Lord above Lords; Necrolord Highest; Emperor All-Giving; the Undying King; the Resurrecting King; the Gentle Emperor; Lord of the House of the First; the Lord Undying; the Lord over the River; God above Death; Ransomer of Death; Scourge of Death; Vindicator of Death; the Adept Divine; First Among Necromancers; the Lyctor Divinely Ordained; the Kindly Lord; God Who Became Man and Man Who Became God; the Kindly Master; God the Emperor; Necromancer Divine; The Lord, Our Kindly God; Kindly Prince; the Necromancer Prime; The Resurrection; God of the Nine Houses; the Emperor Undying; First and Last Among Us; the Full-pitying Prime; King of Necromancers; Resurrector of Saints; the Holy Prince; God of Dead Kings; Most Holy Lord; Emperor of the Nine Houses; Lord of the Sharpest Edge; Prince Undying; Resurrecting Prince; The God of the Unstilled Mandible; the King Everlasting; King Over The River; the Kindly Emperor; the Prince of Death John (whatever his former last name was) Gaius

katakaluptastrophy

OP this is amazing. But unfortunately has also given me a sudden and intense vision of what an exciting evening looks like on the Eighth...

johnnotgaius

Please refer to me as such from now on

johnnotgaius

Whore.

What

purplefoxtyphoon

In his defence, who would want to fuck a guy who eats peanuts in meetings and treats cows like that? You know they have best friends right 'Jod'?

johnnotgaius

YOU PEOPLE CANT GO ONE CONVERSATION WITHOUT MENTIOJINY COWS ILL MAKE A HUMAN WALL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS QBOUT THE COWS NEXT TIME JUST YOU WAIT

varun-the-eater

I WILL MAKE A WALL OUT OF YOU.

johnnotgaius

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

Being Jod is so much harder than it looks

For one thing you can’t let people know your name is John because then they go what we live in a universe where people have the coolest names and you’re John but then you have to explain that’s because you’re a regular guy who can enter spaces, you’re a regular guy who can enter a room, you’re a regular guy who can do that transaction, you’re a regular guy who can answer the phone, you’re a regular guy who knows what sleep is, you’re a regular guy who knows how to wake up, you’re a regular guy who knows how to move through space, you’re a regular guy who knows what it means to be you, but you also did eat all the planets in the solar system and killed everyone I’m just a contradictory guy

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johnnotgaius

Whore.

What

purplefoxtyphoon

In his defence, who would want to fuck a guy who eats peanuts in meetings and treats cows like that? You know they have best friends right 'Jod'?

johnnotgaius

YOU PEOPLE CANT GO ONE CONVERSATION WITHOUT MENTIOJINY COWS ILL MAKE A HUMAN WALL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS QBOUT THE COWS NEXT TIME JUST YOU WAIT

#the locked tomb #john gaius #the locked tomb spoilers #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #the cows had it coming

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johnnotgaius

I dreamt I could fly

thedemondownunderthesea

Find out, Lord

johnnotgaius

You’re right I should Try

harrowharkn

You should also try using punctuation. It would make your messages far easier to read, Teacher.

johnnotgaius

Why is everyone hounding me about this let me live free just as I let all my subjects live free

johnnotgaius

I dreamt I could fly

thedemondownunderthesea

Find out, Lord

johnnotgaius

You’re right I should Try

John I just wanna say I understand about the cows. Like, I don’t love that you killed a bunch of cows objectively that kind of sucks but ultimately I don’t think it compares to the billionaires killing the planet. Like lowkey I understand.

Thank you so much!!!!!!!! You’re the only sensible person on this hellsite and I will resurrect you finally someone agrees that cows are less important than killing billionaires

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How did you feel about star wars before the resurrection?

Big fan of the Empire I mean what did they even do wrong everything was going good under their rule

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Whore.

What

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hi jod. if you could make friendship bracelets with only 3 people (dead or alive or re-dead or re-alive) you know personally, who would they be?

Mercy Augustine and Gideon the first they’re my besties we all love each other so much :)

#the locked tomb #john gaius #the locked tomb spoilers #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers

I dreamt I could fly

There wasn’t a ‘Cool Motive, Still Murder’ option on your poll

I was asking forgiveness for the peanuts thing

Wait did everyone vote based on the murders I don’t need forgiveness for that

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Perhaps you should switch the type of tea you serve Harrowhark?

What tea have you been using?

Chai tea

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How are you on the internet? I thought you created a utopia?

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly stuff

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Pssst Jod harrow is virgin shaming kiriona:

https://www.tumblr.com/harrowharkn/824949392407674880/how-do-you-feel-about-harrowhark-sleeping-with

Yknow I really thought it would be the other way around @harrowharkn I can’t tell if I’m disappointed or proud of you

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the cow goes moo

the strawberry cow goes wow

the new Zealand cow turns into an impenetrable wall

Thank you for finally acknowledging the structural integrity of the wall it was impenetrable those cows did one useful thing in their life

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