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Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

morphmaker

are there palm tree Ents

morphmaker

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

c4zer

oh ok

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rylandgraces

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

granadolis

"He said, I wanted to make you the most beautiful body I could think of." "I am a hideousness."

butchlesbianz

I think this might be a masterpiece

skipppppy

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

theabigailthorn

IT'S COMING HOME

creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

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junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

somekindaspacecadet

nobrashfestivity

Unicorn Tapestries from the late 15th century at the Cloisters, BD

catball

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

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pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

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theabigailthorn

hi, totally understand if the answer is no, but will the LA version of The Prince be released on Nebula or anything later? I'd love to watch the livestream, but I'm in the UK and don't like feeling like I'm taking a ticket from someone who could see it in person haha orz. either way, you and the rest of the cast are absolutely PHENOMENAL so it feels redundant to say 'break a leg', but I will anyway haha!

it'll be available through the dynasty typewriter website for 2 weeks after the show :)

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