"He said, I wanted to make you the most beautiful body I could think of." "I am a hideousness."

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"He said, I wanted to make you the most beautiful body I could think of." "I am a hideousness."

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I think this might be a masterpiece
So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
IT'S COMING HOME
many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think
i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

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why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
Unicorn Tapestries from the late 15th century at the Cloisters, BD
all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
hi, totally understand if the answer is no, but will the LA version of The Prince be released on Nebula or anything later? I'd love to watch the livestream, but I'm in the UK and don't like feeling like I'm taking a ticket from someone who could see it in person haha orz. either way, you and the rest of the cast are absolutely PHENOMENAL so it feels redundant to say 'break a leg', but I will anyway haha!
it'll be available through the dynasty typewriter website for 2 weeks after the show :)

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What is Tumblr?
Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.
It occurred to me today that you can use Miyazaki films as a really quick way to explain the difference between urban/modern fantasy and magical realism.
Kiki’s Delivery Service: takes place in the regular world— albeit at some nebulous point in time— but also magic is real and witches are a thing. Witches exist in this world because it’s fun and we like them. It’s fantasy elements in a familiar setting— essentially urban or modern fantasy.
Porco Rosso: takes place in an extremely specific place and time and contains exactly one fantastical element— Marco’s pig head— which is never given an explanation and is never questioned as a biological impossibility. It’s clearly a metaphor and commentary on a real world issue but it’s also very much literal. This dude 100% has a pig head. No other mentions of magic are made. This is magical realism.
This story brought to you by the fact that I’ve never seen a fanfic on ao3 tagged magical realism that wasn’t actually modern fantasy.
puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

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The Lost Boys, 1987, dir. Joel Schumacher
The Lost Boys, 1987, dir. Joel Schumacher