"Jimmy Neutron Lookin' Ass"

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

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And let all the hurt, inside of you die.

they (tumblr) loved him (jack black, andrew garfield, franz kafka, etc) for his jewish boy swag

also taika btw. if you even care

Everyone who has to work retail today should be allowed to assault one customer for free

New rule: for every dick that’s removed from a depiction of a classic work of art so as to render it palatable for public consumption, a different classic work of art must gain one in order to balance the scales. No dick on Michaelangelo’s David? Now there’s a dick on Edvard Munch’s The Scream. This is what you have wrought.

Add the dick to female artwork to really piss them off, and make our day

Is there rules about where the dick needs to go

google search Beautiful rocks near me

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!

@theotherpieceoftrash

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.