Official Gay Emo King

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights