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Hi, I'm Morgan (if that is my real name), and this is my pro wrestling sideblog, @cosmic-spider (formerly @shafirakawa, eventually something else).

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No Sareee :(((((

'Timeless' Mercedes Moné vibes from that one promo

Maya World is great, her v Athena's gonna be a banger

Okay but what if we get Death Rider Alex Windsor out of all this?

I can't believe we still haven't acknowledged the Ospreay/Swerve/Hangman of it all, this is fucked up

Chris Jericho sucks and isn't funny, and him calling Ciampa 'Tommy' because 'Tommaso' is "pretentious" and "not very marketable" is just a gross fucking microaggression. He's just Sicilian, jackass!

Skye Blue was great, but I can't believe they put her in that cheap ass, kid's Wonder Woman Halloween costume, He-Man action figure fucking crown. They were gonna make her look like that versus Sareee??? Do they hate her???

I can't believe they got me excited for a moment thinking we were actually gonna get Marina Shafir v Trish Adora, only to make it a big ass 5v5 in which they'll get a shred of ring time, that's fucked up

Trish was still very cute though 🥰

I did enjoy STP making fun of the Death Riders during the post-match brawl, that was very funny

Okay fine I'll address the Jet of it all; I continue to adore Kevin Knight whenever the focus is on him, then get upset whenever we pan to any of the people we're surrounding him with. Still not into him in the DCF, very not happy that Darby's already back to pull him into the vortex, but hey, he's cucking Andrade so maybe my boy's still in there

I can't believe Speedball Mike Bailey would break up Jetspeed >:(

I loved the Orange Cassidy and Lio Rush bit, that was great, those two will always get a laugh from me

I had a rare glimmer of hope with Andrade when he took a selfie with actual fans, I thought we were finally being normal, but then nope, right back to the misogyny >:(

Tomohiro has his own shirt!!!

I can't believe we're getting Kenny Omega v Zack Sabre Jr., that's fucking insane!