puppiest puppy coded transbian 🐶

more people need to lick necks. and cheeks. and ears. and thighs. just FUCK. lick tummies and happy trails and fingers. screw just licking the nipple, lick all over chests. FUCK. lick between shoulder blades when you fuck someone from behind!

sniffs the presents under the tree cause i can smell the treats you got me

The real appeal of hdg isn't "being loved no matter what" it's having someone else schedule visits to a medical professional that will actually fix your problems

ideal date: go to an older woman's house, cry in her lap for a bit, then have her fuck me so hard i forget why i was upset

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

put that trans girl on its knees and pet its head until it gets a dopey look on its face. at that point it will do anything for you, and at no point should you stop to think about whether or not you're taking advantage of it, because it wants you to take advantage of it and you'll make it so happy by taking advantage of it.

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

did anybody else get the slut autism

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls

particle beam

real

i lied soryr :(

QwQ *sad puppy noises*

As much as I talk about girlcock and the like the ultimate dream is love and cherish a trans woman and bake her pies and cakes cuz god knows she's not eating enough on her own and then we cuddle in bed while she info dumps about something but I might not understand but still think is cool cuz she likes it and then nothing bad ever happens and we're so happy

hiii i wanna be more of a slut for trans women so reblog this post if ur ok with unsolicited tit photos in ur msgs :3

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

I should be naked in my collar curled up at someone's feet. Don't wanna be a person today.