a mugshot? i dont even drink coffee

oh, you listen to gay little podcasts about stories? that's insane. i hate narratives.

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

Ripley's don't believe it

cats im so sorry. yeah no theres a mistake. cats you won for best picture. this is not a joke… come up here… this is not a joke. cats has won for best picture. 

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

you’re right, “i like to be mean because it benefits me. being nice is for babies” is a very mature attitude

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

imagine seeing this just 6 months ago

I literally told someone to look me up bc they thought I was kidding about this tumblr acc

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments