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The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

A most important day

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

the best part is we also don't have to specify what kind of contest it is bc the outcome remains the same regardless

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog