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being a switch is so inconvenient sometimes because occasionally i’ll go puppymode in the middle of domming and they’ll call me daddy and i have to be like. daddy went out and left you with the annoying overexcited dog. sorry :/

god i want to teach you how to take my strap. i want to work you up to it and ease you into it and make you want it so bad your body won't fight it. i think about it all day. eating you out until you're soaked, and prepping you with my fingers, and making you cum until you're so sensitive that when i finally climb on top of you and you feel it pressing against you you're grabbing onto me before i even try to push into you. just the idea of it has you clenching. i want you wrapping your legs around me and rubbing yourself up the length of me trying to fuck yourself. i know you're tight but i want you open and asking for it. i want you begging. i'll tell you to be a good girl and take it, i'll tell you i'm going to make it fit one way or another. but i want you to make it fit. i want you to be a good girl and fucking take it. and i know you want to be a good girl for me, don't you?

beating your dog sub saying "i'm going to hit you on three... one... t-... oh wait, dogs can’t count" before unleashing upon it

need to get groped at a dyke bar and taken out back to get fucked in an alleyway by a much older butch who smells like smoke and tastes like the alcohol she fed me send post manifest etc

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

"cute" is stored in the fat as fuck tummy

is it possible to have sex without incest or rape or ageplay or pee or hypnosis? sure. but is it ethical ? obviously not

girl who drags you to the bathroom at a party to rape you and takes the time to wipe your tears away and fix your makeup after shes done with you

ummmm does anyone wanna join my server :33 teehee :33 open to friends, freaks, moots n fervent admirers :33 dm me for link

there needs to be an easy way to say "i don't have an active sexual interest in you but i would love to explore your body and if you need help getting off or trying new things i'll do it with you". like i dont wanna FUCK you but i DO want to be close to you and play toys with our bodies

i think sex is a fun thing to do with friends. i think it's exciting and pleasurable and often really funny. there are a lot of people i'd have really enjoyable and fun sex with who i wouldn't necessarily say i have a carnal desire for. plus i would kill to get more casual flirting and kink in my life by any means necessary.