Of Pokeballs and Pitfalls

This is actually how it goes

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

a lot of this is my approach to comics

8/8/2026

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i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Saving these for later use <3

Thanks batteryacidisedibleenough