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the hottest waiter at the Olive Garden

when the moon hits your eyes or however the song goes

🥺 @alxshelleys

literally what am i to do... we were supposed to get bigger...

interestttting @heirofdiesel

is that the goal, ooorrr?

remember the shit i said about being a bigger person? @thcangel … lets ignore it all and restart!

fraternizing with the enemy, the usual stuff that occurs. not a big deal though, i’m old enough to know my place! also, no. you are more than that, i do appreciate your sense of knowing when things are worth your time versus not. i know he’d be giggling and kicking his feet, snap a picture or two for me when you tell him, yeah? honestly, glad less people watched it, for the sake of my own mental health 😭

remember the shit i said about being a bigger person? @thcangel … lets ignore it all and restart!

the whole thing with ophelia, do what you gotta do. i’m not super tech savvy but i’m sure someone will send the fight to tmz. it’s all good, max and i once more have something in common, i find it kinda beautiful now.

big money congrats to anyone who placed their bets on me last night, enjoy that shit, spend it wisely.

can’t bet on scripted television, dipshit.

know how max feels now i guess… too soon, maybe. going into hiding.

oh, i can sue? didn’t even think of that. i’d like to sue that whole family.

@punktact1cs do you need anything?

a massage and a virgin piña colada.