BEEF WOMEN

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Legit the grass has been scorched all the way down to bare soil here, and there's dust hanging in the air. I moved from an arid part of the US, and it's starting to look like a desert here, it's fucked, send help.

In all my years I've never seen the place I live, a lush, vibrant city, be this dry. All the grass has dried up, all the plants have wilted. It's frightening.

I am fucking loving how shit-scared the UK right-wing is of a man with a bin on his head. Now that Count Binface might actually win the Clacton byelection they're desperately trying to smear him with such gems as: