Busy Days and Crazy Times

Incredibles 2 (2018)

These movies continue to be super real

I feel you, Bob.

are you telling me all of those are real songs and not just aesthetics tumblr made up

Listen, I didn’t believe it either, but that’s absolutely what I’m telling you.

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

hate that gif where they make they give the flower a sensual handjob

Nic you can’t just say this and not give us the gif

We have those around here! Idk what they’re called but I always squeeze one when I see it.

please dont jack off flowers

Will this be taken OFF of Tumblr now too???

How we brush the fluff

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

Thank you, now I have to watch this show. This was fucking gold.