Ironwood: WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE RUBY! WE CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!
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Ironwood: We both look rather attractive Tonight.
Glynda: You know, if you'd just said that I looked Beautiful, I would have said, "You look Handsome."
Ironwood: I couldn't take that chance.
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Glynda: Are you mad at Ozpin?
Ironwood: No.
Glynda: So Polishing Guns at Three A.M.- Actually that is rather fitting for you. Never mind. Carry on.
He was, in fact, mad at Ozpin, but that is disconnected from his 3 AM Gun Polishing sessions.
~~~~~
Ironwood: *Coughs up blood*
Glynda: DON'T DIE ON ME JAMES!
Ironwood: Don't tell me what to- *Vomits* -Do!
~~~~~
Ironwood, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Glynda, sick of his shit: They weren’t wrong.
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Ironwood: *Leaving the Aquarium upset, on the phone with Pietro*
Glynda: Just because you misunderstood what a Tiger Shark was, Doesn't mean you get to Genetically engineer an abomination!
~~~~~
Glynda: What are you planning to do?
Ironwood: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
~~~~~
Ozpin: Let's bury the Hatchet, James.
Ironwood: I won't be burying a hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!
~~~~~
Ruby: Um, Professor Goodwitch? General Ironwood is chasing Headmaster Ozpin.
Glynda: I'm aware.
Ruby: ... Shouldn't you-
Glynda: I will stop it in due time, Miss Rose.
Glynda: Ozpin could use the Cardio.
~~~~~
Ironwood: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Glynda: Ok.
Ironwood: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
~~~~~
Ironwood: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Ironwood: And atoms never touch each other.
Ironwood: So in my defense, Glynda, my bullet never made contact with Oscar.
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Ironwood: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Ruby: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Ironwood!
~~~~~
Glynda: James, say you’re sorry to Ozpin.
Ironwood: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Ozpin should do it to me, because he is weak, and wrong.
