花樣年華

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

no growing out of your emo phase we die like mcr

Instead of focusing AI piloted cars, maybe we should build AI piloted boats to collect plastic from oceans.

Bodies aren’t meant to stay the same. We are supposed to grow and change. We shouldn’t be making people in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, etc feel like they need to strive for the bodies they had in their teens and 20’s. Or making people feel like they “need to get their bodies back” after they have had children. These mindsets aren’t healthy and change is inevitable.

where would we be, as a society, without amazingphil

My favorite thing about Thor was the implication that Loki landed on a foreign planet and immediately fucked his way to the top

i got nacho cheese on my shirt and a lot of opinions about the government

name one

ronald reagan should be dug up and shot again

“By gum, I will row this boat by myself if I have to!”

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

also, their credit cards