Every day is a new beginning.

This speech establishes Azula as being childish, reckless, and willfully blind to the point that she’d wreck a ship by forcing sailors to take her orders regardless of their feasability in reality.  ((tides. you do not fuck with tides.  tides always win. tides are eternal and you are tiny tiny humans on a tiny tiny bucket. boats cannot be bullied and the ocean cannot be bullied. if you try to play chicken with the tides, you smash your vessel on the rocks or run aground or sink. the ocean is god and you are powerless to it.))

The reason Azula went mad in the third season is that her father and his court had emotionally abused her while simultaneously building up a superiority complex in her that rendered her incapable of seeing reality.  A person who says that her commands are more important than the tides cannot rule a ship, an army, or a nation.

This looks like a badass boss speech, but it’s not.

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MTG Scenes That Must’ve Happened: Nicol Bolas Instructs the Fallen Gods

Nicol Bolas: “Scorpion God, your duty is to kill each of the remaining gods of Amonkhet. You shall not rest until all five have been destroyed.”

Scorpion God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”

Nicol Bolas: “Scarab God, your duty is to lead my army of Eternals and wipe out the mortal survivors. You shall not rest until every citizen of Nactamun has been hunted down.”

Scarab God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”

Nicol Bolas: “Locust God, your duty is to destroy the Hekma.”

Locust God: “…and?”

Nicol Bolas: “And what?”

Locust God: “That’ll only take me, like, five minutes. What do you want me to do once the barrier is down?”

Nicol Bolas: “You know… locust-y stuff.”

Locust God: “Locust-y stuff? Really?”

Nicol Bolas: *puts hands on hips*

Locust God: *sighs, rolls eyes* “Yes, God-Pharaoh…”

Bringing to life @flavoracle’s excellent goof! Always fun :D

Nicol Bolas: Regula https://twitter.com/Regulavish

Scorpion God: @coincidencetheories

Scarab God: Me!

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