smell the sea and feel the sky

isnt yogurt like. alive 

When you eat it it continues it’s life inside you

this is a terrifying response

Legends only

my stretch marks aint tiger stripes they’re grill marks. i love to eat food. thanks for coming to my ted talk

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

If you guys want to learn more about her, you should read "the woman who would be king".

what the fuck is this