Okay this may be out there but consider: Shen Qingqiu gets cursed (he will never catch a break) and it makes him attack everyone on sight. Not extremely violently (not enough to seriously harm anyone) but he gets very territorial/irritable and jumps at what he perceived to be the slightest provocation (like a cat). His disciples & Liu Qingge manage to lock him in his house & start looking for a cure (aka begrudgingly call for his husband).
Luo Binghe (who stepped away for like 4h to deal with something) immeadiatly rushes home. They tell him it was some weird wasp that stung him on a walk, probably some weird pollen at play and there might also be an aphrodisiac mixed in there (in his short moments of awareness he kept asking for Binghe).
(the only thing going through his head after hearing that, is: slighty aggressive Shizun + aphrodisiac = a very happy Binghe)
So he opens the door to the house in anticipation to get jumped immeadiatly, already rejoicing for a good time — only to find the main room empty. He steps into the house and looks out for a sign of Shen Qingqiu hiding anywhere. Nothing yet. He sneaks into their bedroom, skin tingling in excitement and there he finds Shen Qingqiu, already asleep.
Binghe can't help being a little disappointed. He thought Shizun would be waiting for him to come home, maybe already find him taking care of himself-
Okay, surely he'll wake up when he gets closer and then. Ming Fan said Shizun was highly vigilant, so surely he only has to step closer a little bit for Shen Qingqiu to notice his presence.
So he steps closer. And closer. And closer still.
When he's sitting on the bed he has to admit defeat and just decides to wake Shen Qingqiu up the normal way. He lays a hand on his shoulder and - finally. Shen Qingqiu rips open his eyes, pupils extremely dilated; Binghe tries to stand up, blinks, and- he's laying on the bed. Shen Qingqiu has pushed him in the corner of the bed, near the wall and is already covering him with blankets. Binghe blinks in confusion.
Shen Qingqiu tucks him in, smothering him with pillows and blankets alike, only leaving the bed to gather more of them from the other rooms. Binghe doesn't understand, did the others somehow get it wrong? Where they lying to him?
But Shen Qingqiu isn't responding to his questions and doesn't even seem to really hear him. He's frowning while he keeps adjusting the fabrics, face twisting in anger whenever Binge tries to wiggle out of this blanket cocoon.
Luo Binghe is definitely not pouting. He's not jealous of the others, he's not. He didn't want to be chased around the house anyway. Some scratches and bruises from Shizun would mean nothing to him. Why did Liu Qingge get to fight Shizun but not Binghe?!
Binghe keeps whining at Shen Qingqiu to let him out and at least cuddle him properly but he just keeps sitting at his side and staring at him. Binghe isn't sure if he's even blinking. After a few more tries he gives up, Shizun doesn't seem to be affected by any aphrodisiac and besides, having his attention and care is exhilarating in it's own way.
(later, after he's gotten over not being roughed up by Shen Qingqiu, he'll preen about how he was the only one allowed to come near, how Shen Qingqiu chased everyone off but decided he, Luo Binghe, needed to be kept close and safe)
