ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

@osha-unofficial

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?