hey there demons, it's me, ya boy

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

what

I think I was pretty clear

i may ‘have depression’ and ‘not function properly’ but guess what?

what?

Gay

hey its me, your local burden,

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

can I get a girlfriend? cAn i PleAsE GEt a giRlFrEiND?!

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

my room also known as stupid idiot jail

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

what’s the may mood?

Official petition for John Mulaney to guest on Brooklyn 99 as a cop modeled after JJ Bittenbinder

I’m super lame but I’ll give you so much of my heart

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet