hi guys it’s me here to say that i am absolutely 12406517% excited to watch this year’s eurovision boy am i so unbelievably ready

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hi guys it’s me here to say that i am absolutely 12406517% excited to watch this year’s eurovision boy am i so unbelievably ready

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me during eurovision semi-finals: roots for the songs with the best meme potential
for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers
A few more:
S.J. Clarkson has been tapped to direct “Star Trek 4,” making her the first female to helm a film in the “Star Trek” franchise. Paramount Pictures had no comment. The studio…
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
hope all my mutuals who celebrate Easter or Passover have a great weekend/week full of love, praise and great food💕✨

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The Winter Olympics. Or as I like to call them, the sliding games. Featuring:
-sliding on two sticks
-sliding on one stick
-sliding on blades
-sliding on blades but really fast
-sliding on blades but with a partner and fancy costumes
-sliding downhill
-sliding in a sled alone
-sliding in a sled with a buddy
-sliding face first in a sled
-sliding up ramps
-sliding as far as you can
-sliding with tricks
-sliding with guns
-sliding rocks
“When I die, my money’s not gonna come with me. My movies will live on for people to judge what I was as a person. I just want to stay curious.” —Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
2018 Meme Predictions
replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”
rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning
“that’s not a horse”
[australian yelling]
“she’s not available for comment”
plato’s allegory of the cave
mailing sledgehammers
describing things as “vorpal”
applying the same filter to a photo 12 times
moleman from the simpsons
for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them
ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

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A moodboard!
the signs and their downsides
Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.
the mood for 2017
Happy Tag der deutschen Einheit, I hope y'all didn’t forget the shops are closed today

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Engage!
happy 30th!