YOU ARE THE 333,333,333rd VISITOR! YOU WON!

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I love you transgender women!!!!!!

you have permission to kill anyone who doesn't love transgender women!!!!