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I have a Writeblr now
I will still reblog writing stuff here, but Iβll post it first over there. Iβll have to figure out how to show up in the tags, but Iβll work on that later.
The Writeblr url is @puckwritesstuff

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Of all the afterlives to connect to Faerie, Thjazi wanted to connect the Dying Fields, where the orcs were trapped.
Was it because Aranessa had told him about the golden boats, and they had hoped to go to Faerie together?
Completely, definitely, absolutely off topic: Brennan dropped some lore in episode 16 that a dried aqueduct in the Endless Night was a diverted river from the mountains. βSome ancient sorcerer emperor snapped his fingers at the Tachonis and the Halovar and said, βBring me a river,β and they did.β
Anyway. Back on topic:
If Thjazi wanted to just save the orcs, all he needed to do was bridge Araman and the Dying Fields so that the lost souls could find the Old Path. Brennan noted to Aabria that the reclaimed souls looked lost in the woods, prompting her to Call the Corners and lead them along the path. To achieve that, Thjazi had brought the source of the River Gavzidra, a font of orc blood, to Dol-Makjar and had it remade into paint, then sent it to Hal to decorate the theater, turning the Dithyramb of Azgra into the Hallowed Round. He brought the source of the underworld river to the living world.
Why, of all the potential artifacts, did Thjazi steal the Stone of Nightsong, the elven psychopomp? If the new bridge needed three to be stable, why not steal something from the Tachonis and connect it to Tansulβs afterlife? Theyβre actually in Dol-Makjar anyway, and it was Tansulβs temple in the Endless Night that Thjazi raided to get the orc blood. The Stone of Nightsong was far afield in every way. He even had Occtis in his pocket if he wanted to be sneaky about it. Tansulβs artifacts would have been the logical choice.
But we learned in Episode 29 that the Stone didnβt take elves to their own afterlife; it took them to a place in Faerie.
Aranessa told Thaisha (and presumably Thjazi) about the golden boat to Faerie that was promised to all descendants of Royce. They didnβt go to the human afterlife created by Tansul; they had a pact with Faerie that pre-dated the Shapers. But we donβt know whether that was an option for non-descendants: for the spouses that married into the family. If it wasnβt, then Aranessa and Thjazi would have been separated in deathβunless she chose the Old Path, and that would separate her from the rest of her family. She would have to choose, but even if they both chose the Old Path, the likelihood of being reunited is exceedingly low. The Hounds of the King and other reincarnated donβt seem to remember their past lives. Thjazi and Aranessa would probably be separated anyway.
As of the Seekers arc, Aranessa still expected to go to Faerie, even after seeing Thjaziβs funeral rites for the Path. However, she couldnβt be sure that it was still an option after the doors to Faerie had closed. She told Julien that she wouldnβt be afraid to look for the boat if he was with her. Thaisha suggested instead that Aranessa look for the Old Path, but we donβt know that Aranessa intended to. Thjazi had never returned to her, and she just lost all her family. We could hardly blame her for wishing to go to Faerie.
But Thjazi planned to use the Stone of Nightsong, the Hallowed Round, and the converted River/Paints Gavzidra to connect the Dying Fields, Araman, and Faerie.
Thjazi stole a river from the orcish underworld so that he could swim after Aranessaβs golden boat.
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah thereβs usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and itβs really not the same thing as the self-defensive ββI never liked it anywayβ
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Is your Dungeons and Dragons character too happy? Are they too settled into their life and thusly require some kind of personal tragedy to motivate them to leave it and take up a life of adventuring? Try Primus Tachonis!
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Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:
Primus Tachonis killed my character's best friend and now she has to figure out who she is without him! -Laura Bailey I wrote a light backstory because I was still feeling out the setting and my dungeon master used Primus Tachonis to turn my brother into a statue! -Travis Willingham Primus Tachonis is trying to take over my character's magic school and endangering her students, and she will not have that! -Marisha Rey I had intended my character to have a tense but ultimately repairable relationship with his father, but then my DM used Primus Tachonis to rip his skull from his head. Now my character is on a quest to kill every member of Primus' noble house! -Matthew Mercer My character was a happy and established local playwright until Primus Tachonis had his little brother executed. Now he's taken up the sword again in his brother's stead! -Liam O'Brian I needed someone to murder my character's wife and daughter and my dungeon master suggested Primus Tachonis, and I couldn't be happier with the result! -Robbie Daymond Even works on members of his own family! -Alexander Ward
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I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldnβt have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadnβt dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter
Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesnβt give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

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[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
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I wish I could fear, because I know Iβm supposed to fear this, but Iβm kinda into it.
Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so Iβm just gonna-
Kermit: itβs the muppets show!
Female Chorus:
Itβs time to burn the incense,
Itβs time to slay the sheep,
Itβs time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!
Male Chorus:
Itβs time to raze existence,
Itβs time to banish light,
Itβs time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!
Statlor: So tell us, whereβs your god now?
Waldorf: I guess youβll never know
Statlor: your life becomes a torture
Both: when we begin the show!
Chorus: And now letβs get things started!
Audience: Why donβt you get things started?
Kermit: Itβs time to get things started,
All:
On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,
This will be your final muppets show!
953 days left
No particular reason I just think we should all enjoy this together
thinking about the βi am vokjan murzat!/no, i am vokjan murzat!β line.
it reminds me so much of βi am spartacusβ, which is just as often played for comedy in pop culture but in itβs original form, it is deeply sincere and an expression of ultimate solidarity. spartacus, like murzat, was (probably apocryphally irl) the leader of a failed revolt of slaves. the scene that the line comes from was invented for the film, but when the revolt fails, spartacus stands to take the blame for it and every slave still standing that rose with him also claims to be spartacus. they are willing to die in solidarity, they stand united in the quest for freedom against unjust, authoritarian rule. to say it as an idiom in the real world is to shoulder a burden collectively, to share suffering. it is a call to collectivism and a threat of the many against the few.
when lash says i am vokjan murzat, he is, not just because he is on stage acting the part, but because he is acting knowingly and at great personal expense against the candescent creed and the sundered houses and the oppressive authoritarianism they represent in the hopes that others will follow. everyone in the theatre troupe is vokjan murzat. every magpie is vokjan murzat. the revolution in aramΓ‘n is being spearheaded by the players at the table, but it is much much bigger than that and there are already so many npcs who are regular, normal people involved. who resist in ways big and small. who do so at great risk and with great fear and trepidation. who may just as easily die for it (and likely will). they are all vokjan murzat.
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hope is a weapon you are trained to wield
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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock
i am so emotional over this family being able to do exactly what they were made to do
hal who's worked so hard for decades to find the perfect way to tell a story that will save their people, who's turned a place of terror into a place of pure freedom and joy, who in his own way shaped every member of this performance but never to command them, only to support them
shadia who's carrying such a huge legacy in her blood, fighting like both of her parents to build a better world with the blades her ancestors built to secure her future, a performance that can speak to her calling this place home
both of them in ways they didn't know were possible, pulling worlds together in this moment to create a new path for those long lost to walk
for thaisha who's spent thirty years studying the history of this world so she can save it but knowing that despite what her order tells her it's not history that will save us all, it's forging new ground, to say okay. i know what to do.
and of course thjazi believing in all three of them to do exactly that

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sorry Matt it's Riding the Edge forever. Julien's riding that edge
my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney
My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles
What gets to me about Sam's nat20 performance is the reaction of Luis, the og lie-to-a-sundered-leader's-face-lying-liar
Look at his face. Look at how gleeful he is.
Imagine what the two of them could do if Wic locked in
I find Kattigan falling a little in love with theater such a lovely character beat. He's so uncomfortable with people. We hear in the overture how being in the city literally makes him drink more because he finds it so stressful. He's fumbled every interpersonal interaction with an NPC in the Convergence. We know he understands people and can build rapport with them one-on-one when he's feeling confident (approaching the farmer in Timmony, just generally having a lot of insight into the social realities of what's going on around them during the soldiers' arc), but he's clearly intimidated by the social pressure of larger groups of people. And in a campaign that's put a lot of emphasis on the need to build community, and on art as one of the ways that community building happens, Kattigan getting swept up in the magic of theater opens an interesting door to explore one of the ways he might access community outside of soldiering

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
can't keep that in the tags
you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.