School is a Nightmare

TW: Gun violence, death, shooting

thats about it

Kid 1 “we have a dildo rotom, you don’t have to be complicated.”

Kid 2 “First of all, the dildo rotom was supposed to be an April fools joke”

i once had a really bad nosebleed in class, so naturally i was excused to go to the bathroom. however, i didn’t just go to the bathroom on my floor, i visited every one in the school, and in each bathroom i left a bloody message on the mirror reading “bloody mary”. hard to believe i was 10 at that time 💀

1. There was a whole ass lesbian club in one of girls dressing rooms and people had to pay to go there and kiss their girlfriends

2. One time a girl came to school absolutely hammered and beat up a teacher

3. The whole school got evacuated because someone vaped into a fire sensing alarm

4. Some highschoolers fucking DESTROYED a toilet cabin. They fucking unhinged the door and ripped it off the doorframe and then broke the ceramic toilet into pieces with it

5. Someone ripped out the pipe off a urinal in the boys' bathroom and there was a fucking piss flood

6. There was just. A random giant hole in the wall shaped like a fire punching fist and no one questioned who fucking punched THROUGH the wall

7. There are things like metal handrails and stuff and they sometimes miss metal bars (like. it's just holes). And i can't imagine who ripped those things out

8. There were shower cabins once. There aren't now. I saw my friends try to turn them on and it started raining rust, we heard unholy sounds of metal screeching and ran away

9. Someone left a teacher's number on a wall at a dressing room and captioned it as "free blowjob" and people actually called

10. Our roof leaks water when it rains and some people collected it and drank it

love it! happy Halloween!🍬🍭

very nice costume :) have a safe Halloween!