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straightboyfriend

a collection of texts i have received that i didnt know what to say to

quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated

tag yourself i’m sad dick noises

#im we had to tape him to a chair

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squidwardofficial

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

#verp

pleatedjeans

pendejx-deactivated20200323

#frutorp #plz

chrisisntfunny

prozd

me and my gang

#verp #martini #squad

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50shadesofyodaddysdick

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

#martini

funkybug

3plymike

This is the most wild vine I’ve seen in months

An actual masterpiece

I needed this

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea

That owl is 30000000% done

sasstrid-and-dorkcup

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2

This gives me great joy

fuckyeahnorwegian

Grattis med dagen kvinnfålk

🎉🎉

stability

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7xr9k

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

#verp #it us

laughinggravy

#me

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

pointless-letters

“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”

radsturbate

THEYRE ALL FULL

#they're all full

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