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occasionally subtle
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almost home
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I made a quiz about which horrible tumblr fandom you areĀ because Iām tired and want to start shit apparently
please believe me when i say that even for me, who has been on tumblr since 2011, the answer that i got was so much worse than i was expecting i feel like i got hit by a truck
i just tried to reblog this cause i thought it was a meme-
Highlights of my 40 year old mother playing Undertale so far:
She chose the name "Rynn" which is what my brother would have been named if they were a girl. I'm sure when the plot twist happens it will be extra sad for her.
When first entering Toriels house she immediately went to the bookcase, then tried several times to go into the basement before even thinking of following Toriel.
Mom: Can I read it? (Referring to Toriels journal)
Me: Do you want to invade her privacy?
Mom: Yes.
"There's three chairs at the table. Why is one so small?"
It took her ten minutes of listening to Toriels snail facts before she got the nerve to ask to leave.
When Toriel said "Go back to your room" she looked to me and asked if it was really an option, because she wanted to stay longer.
Refers to Sans as "Guy"
Fought Jerry several times. Every time she said she didn't want to ditch him because that's impolite.
Every time she comes across a mouse hole she spams the squeak sound and laughs loudly.
Sans: fried snow. 5g.
Mom: Okay...?
Sans: actually wait, 50g.
Mom, loudly: NO!
Got incredibly disappointed when she could only read seven things in the librarby.
During the Papyrus fight, the first time Papyrus put something behind his ears she went "Wrong. Incorrect. Wrong."
During said fight she was at 2 hp and had no items. I told her she could technically eat the snowman piece if she wanted, and she announced that she'd rather die.
Stared disapprovingly at the tall sink for a solid 30 seconds.
After the date with Papyrus she very quietly said: "We went on a date. We didn't have sparks but that's fine..." You could tell she was disappointed.
Part two!
Whenever she sees monster kid a small noise of happiness comes from her throat that I'm not even sure she's aware of.
Called Sans "Honey" on the trip to Grillbys
Mom: So human bodies last after death, but monster bodies don't?
Me: Yeah, monster bodies turn to dust.
Mom: :(
Her new obsession is the squeaky mushrooms in Waterfall. She stops every time she sees one to play with them.
When Aaron flexed himself out of the battle, she was concerned that she had accidentally hurt him somehow.
Mom: (looks through San's prank telescope)
Mom, without hesitation: Oh so you're a bastard.
Tried to call to the duck that carries you in Waterfall. When I told her you couldn't she said she would make it her life goal to meet it.
The annoying dog is now her nemesis. She really wanted the ancient artifact.
so i saw this post and it honestly felt like something sans would say so here yāall go

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Ahhh so glad I can have a unisex mug now!! I hate when thereās a mug I really want but itās a MENāS mug. Ugh, so annoying.
Gonna tell my kids these were the members of bts
You know youāve been watching too much gravity falls when you start dreaming in animations...
Pines!!
Wahoo, hiya everyone! Itās-a me, Luigi!
Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They donāt think that theyāre-a number one! They think theyāre-a number-a one billion! Oh no!
So if youāre-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. Youāre-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! Youāre-a great, friend!
Just a reminder! Wahooie!

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Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, ādamn, weāre out of decafā and he just deadpans āwell thereās no need to get hysterical.ā
Yesterday he said āif you need to insult the same person twice youāve already failed in your goal to devastate themā
My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes upĀ āhis name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrelā
The lady of the lake
This is the ONLY Valentineās gift idea.Ā
today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so thatās cool
It works regardless of date format. DDMMYYYY, MMDDYYYY, and YYYYMMDD are all 02022020
CAUSE YOU CANāT STOOOOP THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN OR THE RAIN FROM ABOOOOOVEĀ YOU CAN TRY TO STOP THE PARADISE WEāRE DREAMING OOOOF BUT YOU CANNOT STOP THE RHYTHM OF TWO HEARTS IN LOOOOVE TO STAAAAAaaaAAAY CAUSE YOU CANāT STOOOOOP THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT

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āwaving through a windowā andĀ āfor foreverā playing at the same time (aka the most haunting thing iāve ever created)
Am I the only one who like, low key has a crush on Sans from Undertale?