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An anon requested I recolor the couches from Parenthood because they’re a mess and I agree, so here is my take on some recolors! I recolored them into 10 new swatches, then threw in 3 additional love seat recolors to try and make them match the couches because I like the couch colors better than the love seat colors.

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Heelloooooo there!

I unearthed a recolor that I did a little while back and had forgotten about. A super simple recolor of the futon that came with City Living. There are soooo many swatches, and I apologize for that, as I generally like to keep the number on the smaller side. 

Lucky 13 Futon - City Living Required!

78 swatches

standalone recolor

custom catalog thumbnails

i keep a list on my phone of my favorites so here you go :)) + lil probably unhelpful insights from me

this is super long whoops, rec under the cut

-He lived in a tub in the market place cause fuck houses. There he would regularly masturbate in public and didn’t give two shits.

-He would walk around with a lantern during the day and tell people he was looking for an honest man.

-Alexander the Great was a big fan of Diogenes. He asked Diogenes if he could do any favor, and Diogenes told him that he was standing in his light and to move. Alexander was impressed but the balls of this guy, and then said ‘ But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”. Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes. “

-He would Pee on people who insulted him.

-When Plato defined a man as a ‘featherless biped’, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to him, declaring ‘BEHOLD! PLATOS MAN!’

-The face spitting came from an instance where a man invited Diogenes to his splendid manor, and told him not to spit anywhere. So Diogenes spit in his face.

-For a while his only possession was a bowl. When he saw a child drinking water with his hands, he threw away the bowl because why bother with it when he can just use his hands?

-One theory of how he died is that he just got tired of living, held his breath, and then died. He specified in his will he wanted his body thrown out of the city so wild animals can eat it.

Sirius:

(from a 2015 interview)

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

Like don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying she’s not capable. Although we all know that Hermione went through the Legolas Effect in the movies and I think Jo might have been influenced by that a bit. Still, I have no doubt that if Hermione really wanted to be the Minister, her ambitiousness could get her there. She could pull it off. If she really wanted to. But in what book series does Hermione ever express any interest in ruling over the entire British wizarding world? Nah. One of Hermione’s biggest character growths in the series (that very few people talk about) is her going from completely and blindly trusting all authority figures to cynically realizing that there are very few, if any, out there who will be able to protect her, causing her to take matters into her own hands. She wouldn’t become the person in the position she hated. Nah. She would become the person who argued against the person in the position she hated.

Picture this (and then proceed to never look at the epilogue the same way again): Hermione Jean Granger, Supreme Lawyer for the Wizengamot.

It’s perfect. Even back in the first book, Hermione was argumentative, stubborn, bossy, and obsessed with research and facts. These traits never really went away as she got older. Instead, other traits were added on. She spent an entire year trying to help Hagrid prepare his case so that Buckbeak wasn’t wrongfully executed. (Honestly this alone should have been enough for Jo.) She gets involved in S.P.E.W. She frequently voices her concerns over Umbridge skiving the law. She recites certain laws throughout the book, such as Gamp’s law. She’s quick to take down the Minister of Magic when he lets it slip that they didn’t follow Dumbledore’s will. 

I mean the Minister of Magic even looks at her and says that she should follow a career in Magical Law! (Granted Hermione turns him down but she just did that to get in a jab at how the Wizengamot and the related offices were useless at the time.)

Just imagine it though. Hermione Jean Granger arguing in front of the Wizengamot on behalf of the rights of Muggleborns, House-Elves, Muggles, etc. etc. etc. Hermione getting a public trial to posthumously clear Sirius’ name. Hermione ending the corruption and calling out the bullshit legally.

Hermione either prosecuting or defending previous Death Eaters and when it’s time for Lucius’ trial, Draco gapes at her and sneers, “Granger? You became an Attorney for the Wizengamot?” and she just stares back and asks: