Not Just A Circus Freak

What a good day to love and appreciate Razputin Aquato

Nils doesn’t bother to hit on Franke because she’s 1) gay, 2) taken, and 3) she annoys him.

(4) she’s better at picking up chicks than him and he hates that

bobby zilch calls you a slur asmr

op is literally a disembodied brain in a psychic death tank but go off i guess

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism