Another One Bites The Dad

that’s kamala harris

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦