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That's great. Thank you, Tina. I would never want to intrude.

You would never intrude. How's everything going with you?

My mom insulted your mom? Huh? I mean, I don't doubt it, my mom's favorite pastime is insulting everyone, especially me and my siblings. What did she say to your mom?

Yeah, your mom is...interesting. Honestly, I don't remember, probably something to do with the amount of work she's had done to her face. My mom isn't the best either, so we can bond over having crappy moms.

It’s literally my job and by george am I good at it. Keep showing up and I’ll have to get you a discount punch card. What can I say, Eddie is a man of taste. I gotta respect my customers.

It sounds like a fun job. Have you ever had a cat you couldn't read? He's a grumpy old man.

— private.

PRIVATE

@psutina

Of course! I'll be happy to help you with your makeup for the photoshoot! My show is on hiatus from filming so I have some free time on my hands. Do you want me to help you pick out a foundation or just use one from my collection?

Mac gives her a lopsided grin as they shake Tina's hand, "Mac. It's nice to meet you Tina. Do you usually put your cat in shirts or is it like a special occasion thing?"

"I try to, he resists, but he's a black cat who hates everything." She pulled out her phone to show Mac a picture of her cat, Eddie looking cranky in a pumpkin shirt. "He gets cold easily too."

as long as they're happy just for a little bit, i don't care if the toys are the noisiest ones ever.

As their auntie. it's my job to make them happy and spoiled. They deserve everything. Do they still play with that 4 foot bear I got them for Hanukkah last year?

i totally just saw someone eating a mayonnaise and banana sandwich and i'm just... fucked up. @psutina

In public, where other people have to see it? That's nasty.

So this is really none of my business, but your aura is so off. You good? @psutina

How can you tell? It's just romance trouble that's all.

It's your space, so really, it's whatever you're comfortable with me doing.

You are always welcome at my house.

"Sure, here you go." [they reach up to grab the shirt before shrugging, running a hand through their hair] "Well I'm definitely tall, I'll give you that. Not creepy at all by the way, unexpected, but not creepy, you're good."

"Thank you!" Tina grins and puts the item into her cart. "Good" She reaches her hand out for the other person to shake. "I'm Tina by the way. "

I have the wildest cheating story from work this week, are you ready? @psutina

Uh, totally. Please spill! I've got my popcorn and tea waiting!

Oh my god I've been summoned. Yeah absolutely, tell me the time and place and I'm all Eddie's. Just going off my last session, I'm sensing that he'll act like a brat and pee in any fake houseplants you have if you bring a new cat in, but he'll warm up after he whoops the newbie into line. Just a hunch though.

I knew I could count on you. Oh, sounds like Eddie. You're one of the few people he likes.

oh my god, yes please. why are you the best sister ever? jae and hanna would love to go to disneyland with their aunt tina!

Because it's my duty as their aunt to spoil and love them. And as your sister, I will drop them off post-sugar high and with new toys.

I don't think that says desperate, I think it says either you're either 1) trusting, 2) non-judgmental, or 3) all of the above. The Sylvester thing I'll take, but I also would've picked Dex, Sage or even Danny over me.

Hm, I like your thinking. You still all survived with Sue as your mom, so you are pretty bad ass. Even though your mom has insulted my mom, I admire you and our friendship.

Umm, always?? What kind of question is that?? You okay though? Like, is there a reason you need a drink?

I'm fine. Just need a girl's night out. Just thinking about what to do with my ex, Serena, and missing Daisy