okay, so like, hypothetically, what should one do if they spent like, way too much on stuff from that vat19 site and now their room is full of the stuff? @addycorcoran

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okay, so like, hypothetically, what should one do if they spent like, way too much on stuff from that vat19 site and now their room is full of the stuff? @addycorcoran

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i totally just saw someone eating a mayonnaise and banana sandwich and i'm just... fucked up. @psutina
the only rules that matter are these: what a person can do and what a person can’t do. @syljoni
you know what I like most about people? pets. @emmycorcoran
on a scale from, ’i can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’i have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you? @winniepearce

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what I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. @josieschue
Say sike right now.
no, but why? why can't you just tell me what a beeper is?
Dude. What the fuck? Why are you making me sound like a fucking grandpa?
cuz you are? your birth year starts with 19!
Are you telling me you don't have a burner phone and a burner burner phone and a beeper? Get with the program, Stevie.
what. the. fuck. is a beeper.
What the fuck is up, PSU? Not gonna lie, they gave me the info for this site when I got accepted and I completely forgot about until now. Feels weird being twenty-eight and a Freshman. My classes are filled with eighteen year olds and I'm freaked the fuck out. They're all looking at me like I'm an old man. Me? This pretty face? Please. Speaking of this pretty face, name's Nate. Who wants to show me around campus? Or better yet, tell me the ins and outs of what it's like here. What's the go to bar for the students? The cafe on campus suck? Etc.
but... you are old. like, you were born in the 1900s man.

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You got me! How did you know.
they always draw people in, it's a gift.
Wildcard! Asker’s choice!
Give five yearbook-style superlatives to ______, ______, _____, _____, ______ (e.g. Most Likely to Succeed, Class Clown, etc.)
What’s your biggest fear in a relationship?
What would you do if you woke up naked next to ______?
Which Priv individual do you think of when you picture yourself pressing someone up against the wall and fucking them (or with the roles reversed)?
You’re playing spin the bottle. Who are your top three picks for where you hope the bottle points?
Your partner excluded, and assuming there will be no consequences, who from Priv would you choose to have a night of passion with?
What was the last lie you told? Who did you lie to?
All the Priv individuals are posing for a sexy calendar. Which person would you want to be the pinup for your birth month?
Which Priv individuals have you ever shared a bed with?
Which Priv individuals have you kissed? Slept with? Do you regret any of those instances?
Whom from Priv would you like to go skinny dipping with?
What do you find most attractive about someone’s body?
What does your latest text from someone else say? Who is it from?
If you were Eagle One, who would be your codenames Been There Done That, Currently Doing That, Happened Once In A Dream, and Eagle Two?
What is the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone?
What are three of your top sexual fantasies? Out of all the Priv individuals, whom do you think would be the best fit to explore them with?
What’s your favorite thing about your partner? If you’re single, what’s your favorite thing about your best friend?
What’s the most annoying thing about your partner? If you’re single, what’s the most annoying thing about your best friend?
What and whom were you thinking about the last time you got turned on in a non-sexual situation?
FMK: _____, ______, ______
Your last five Tumblr notifications are your zombie apocalypse family. Who are they? What weapons do you think each will wield? Will you survive? Or are you screwed?
What’s your most used sex toy?
You’re on a sinking ship with ______, ______, ______, and _______. Only four of you can fit in the life boat, so who gets left as shark bait?
Forgetting any current significant other attachments, which Priv individuals would you have a threesome with?
Who’s the best roommate you have/had? And the worst?
What’s the sexiest thing someone can wear?
______ - hot or not?
Dude, you suck. Let a bitch know you're alive from now on. @steviecorcoran
listen, okay, i just... i misplaced my phone okay?? i was scared!
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IZZY: What is this exciting news I hear about a stolen soccer ball and is there more to it?? IZZY: Like, do I have to fight someone to get it back? @steviestjames
STEVIE: are you into fighting your fellow professors, cuz one of them took it. STEVIE: cuz i was just innocently coming to bother see you on campus when some dudebros knocked it out of my hand talking about not being able to use hands in soccer. STEVIE: so i kicked it STEVIE: ...at his face
i am so mad, i managed to get my soccer ball taken away from me today.Â

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Okay, listen up! We need to talk about Wade Wilson. No, not Deadpool. The real guy named Wade Wilson. First off, this is a real man who did really bad things. And you know what people are doing? Can you guys guess what they're doing? They're romanticizing him. Actually, they're going farther than that - they're thirsting over him, and sad that he's getting the death penalty (let's all cheer for that one, honestly). What the fuck is up with that? These are the people who are romanticizing Jeffrey Dahmer (because Evan Peters played him, big whoop, don't get me started on making dramatized adaptions of this shit when families of victims are still fucking alive) and Ted Bundy (again, because they hired some hot actor to play him, which yes I know that he was "handsome" ((was he really though?)) but still, what the fuck?). My original point: serial killers are not hot. You would not think this serial killer is hot if you become their next victim. And to top it all off, there's an author out there who is quite literally marketing her book based off of this sick fuck Wade Wilson, and people are gagged over it. GAGGED. IT'S WORKING. I understand serial killer's psyche more than the normal person's, but I just want to know what's going on in these people's mind. I have a lot of grace for people, but.. not these sick fucks.
Anyway, now that I got that word vomit out of the way. Casey Sylvester, aka The Baby Sylvester (sorry Robin the title still belongs to me xoxo). You probably know who I am, or at least that I exist in this world, so hello. Is there anything that pisses you off like this pisses me off? Let me know and we can be angry together.
do you have a like, tldr of the top part of your post, cuz my attention span is definitely not long enough to read all of that. ... sorry.
hello, i'm stevie st. james, and what pisses me off right now is that dudebros on campus think it's fun to hit my soccer ball out of my hands as i walk yelling that they thought that hands weren't allowed.
Listen up, folks. I like to think of myself as an easygoing guy. If you wanna express some negative thoughts, have at it. We're all just humans cohabitating together, I'm not gonna tell you to shut up. But today, I'm drawing a line. I'm sorry but I've had it. Enough of my Animal Crossings villagers and their audacity to shame me. Yeah it's been 8 months since I visited, Judy. What of it? Be grateful I came back at all, since I'm apparently the only bitch on this island who knows how to clean up weeds. If you've been thinking about picking up your game again, this is your warning: don't. They're just gonna be jerks and make you regret putting your hard earned bells into building them bridges.
honestly, i say down with the villagers that decide to judge us for our disappearance from the island. i'm judging them for caring way too much about my whereabouts to notice i've been gone for months at a time. in other news, it's been a year since i touched it, and honestly, i don't need curt's comment about almost forgetting me. i will only accept erik's concern.